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Helen Downing

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Helen Downing has aspired to be many things in life. An actress, a writer, a trophy wife, a publicist, and a bang up media sales executive. In reality, she's a chubby, middle-aged wife and mother of two who is addicted to sci-fi and social networking. Please buy this book. It's her only chance of ever fulfilling her full potential, and possibly getting into heaven.

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Awake In Hell

November 2012

Meet Louise Patterson.
She is dead.
She has been dead for a while.
And she is in Hell.

Join our foul-mouthed hero as she embarks on a Hellatious adventure; Filled with demons, ghosts, dreams, magic, temp jobs, wardrobe malfunctions, and quite possibly redemption.

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"Life is just a temp job. One, ultimately, from we all ultimately get fired."

Helen Downing, Awake In Hell

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